OK. Very Weird Noise In My Wall.

Wall, whaddya know

 

I have never been more disappointed in the outcome of a thread. How anticlimactic.

 

Nah, man, I think there's a demon in your wall. You're about to channel Rick Moranis in Ghostbusters II. You and the family probably ought to move.

 

Or maybe Rick Moranis in Honey I Shrunk the Kids. Have you seen your wife and daughter lately?

 

I agree. And it's my thread.

 

You're lucky. You know how much Critter Ridders charges?

 

But it's his board...

 

Sure, but he's not very friendly to strangers. He developed his bad attitude as a kitten when we used the Plain Dealer to help train him for the litter box.

 

Jeez. Forget it.

 

Well, he was (still is) a very finicky cat. He kept biting us when we had him paw around in the Bumfuck Gazette, so we used the Plain-Dealer. Still didn't improve his attitude much.

 

Maybe your high chair is possessed and is projecting noises into your wall.

Better call Max von Sydow.

 

Eddie Murphy had a great bit about the Exorcist in "Delirious."

"Oh, baby. This place is beautiful..."
"GET OUT!"
"Too bad we can't stay baby."

(NSFW, 2:49)