OK, let me have it

But I do wear insanely high heels, so that has to make up for the jewelry thing. I think, well maybe, um . . .

 

Now that I have orders to Ft. Benning (or Rucker, I'll know in June), I'm treating Mrs. TBF to a 10-year renewal on the beach.

 

ok, if you wear heels you can definitely keep it.

i was starting to think you were one of those female sportswriters who thinks dressing like her male counterparts (ie, ugly, ugly shoes) is how best to fit in

 

Not every woman loves diamonds. My wife actually says that there are better ways for us to spend our money than on diamonds. The actually wedding ring, of course, is an exception.

 

I wear no jewelry. Occasionally I'll throw on a necklace, depending on the outfit. I don't even wear a watch.

And I wear ugly clothes. But I don't mean to.

 

You could write a letter to her about the first 10 and what she means to you, and your hopes and dreams for your future together.

 

Do you ever add anklettes to the high heels?

 

Make sure and write F/F at the end...

 

Rarely. Most of them have ankle straps. It'd look silly.

 

Knowing you, and knowing you know that ZZ Top song, I'm tempted to question that.

 

But that's only to make you appear taller than three feet.

 

Dead. To. Me!!!!!!!