OK damn it, I'll start a firestorm of posts-Survivor comments?

Ozzy got hosed.

 

Sundra looked like she was going out for the Supremes. Very attractive woman. Becky cleaned up really nice and I have no doubt Parvati (what exactly is model boxing anyway? Is that like foxy boxing?) will be in a soft-core porno flick or Playboy within the year.

I can't believe there has been no mention so far of the pathetic fire-making tie-breaker. Some great reactions from the others...

How about the Survivor House Band? Where the hell did that come from? All of a sudden Secue turned into Sly Stone. They should have brought back that crazy broad who got gassed on the beach in the first episode a few seasons back after singing that "We are Survivor...." song.

Ozzy was easily the best guy at the physical part of the game that I've seen. I thought Terry from last season was good but this guy excelled in everything. As JG said, he could have played the game a little better.

 

Did Yule ever have to use the immunity idol? I skimmed the show on tivo and didn't really pay attention.

 

Never had to actually play it, but he used it to win the game.

He showed it to jonathon as a way of convincing him to join the Aitu four when they were in danger of going out in order.

 

Nope. The idol stayed with him the entire time. He offered it to Becky -- his one true alliance -- but she nobly turned it down.

I guess the idol did get played, though, since it was in the minds of everyone for several weeks.

Ozzy was deserving, but Yul was the master this season. No harm whatsoever in him winning.

It would have been a total shame had Parvati, Adam or his girlfriend won it. They did nothing but cuddle the entire season, though Adam did win a couple of challenges and that was probably the only reason he hung on. Heck, I think Jonathan deserved to win more than Parvati or Adam.

 

The only person to use the immunity idol was Gary Hogeboom, which was I think three or four seasons ago... The last two seasons the guy who had it pretty much used it to guarantee that he gets to the Final Four. The guy who had it last season, who worked for NASA or something, should have won, but he ended up finishing third...

 

Playboy. Bank it. I wish I could bet on this. She's smoking.

It sounded to me like "model boxing" is another way of saying foxy boxing (If the Bible has taught us anything—which it hasn't—it's that girls should stick to girl's sports like hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing and such and such). Not sure if she was just trying to make it sound better, but she made it sound as if model boxing is hot chicks actually boxing and training hard. We need to know more about this.

 

I can not believe I am posting this, but here's Parvati Shallow's boxing clips

http://hurtyelbow.typepad.com/hurtyelbow/2006/12/return_of_survi.html

Possibly NSFW but I didn't watch the links, just googled it up because I was curious what 'model boxing' was.

 

Things like that make me think the show is fixed to some extent.

 

If it was fixed, they had to do it all the way back when they first started the jury one person early.

At which point, Yul and Ozzy were far from locks to make it to the end.

 

Probably not Columbo, because they needed an extra member of the jury and that was decided 9 tribal councils ago. Everyone was shocked when they announced that Brad was the first member of the jury.

I think they changed it because too often, the person who wins the last immunity had all the power, and if it wasn't the strongest, most deserving player winning immunity, the strongest player always went home because no one wanted to go against them. They had to have a way to get the strongest player into the final vote. They were lucky this year because there was two and Ozzie won the last immunity (coupled with Yul's immunity idol).

I would LOVE to see Parvati in anything where she shows her cootch.

I will agree. That was the best Survivor since the All Stars. Yul and Ozzie may be the two best players of all time.

 

Give me Sundra over Parvati. That woman has a smoking body.