OK, Boomer

Toby Wan? Toby Chew? Fucking Charlie Chan.

 

Now you understand how annoying it is when people blame millennials for everything.

 

There are so many better DJs and EDM producers. Did you even try?

 

I blame boomers for having millenials.

 

I'm a boomer for better or worse. My two children are millenials by definition. Older son is in charge of digital communications for the NYC subway system. Younger daughter is a wine exporter who lives in Bordeaux. They're not even "kids today." I'm sorry, this is about as stupid as it gets. When I was a hopelessly stoned college kid around 1969, I read an article in some national magazine (remember those?) where some smartass Madison Ave. type was quoted, "not trust anyone over 30? I was taught not to trust anyone." That's always stuck with me.

 

Tell him to tell his boss to spend MTA's money on improving the tracks instead of hiring cops to go after poor people who can't afford the expensive fares.

 

There is a movie called The Big Fix with Richard Dreyfuss as a former hippie turned PI. Not to give much away, but the ability of boomers to suddenly be able to trust people over 30 coinciding with themselves turning 30 has never been lost on me. The Vietnam protests ending as soon as the draft ended, not when the war ended is also telling.

 

This Gen-Xer came on here wondering what Norman Esiason had said now.

 

Man, he's with you. Nobody hates Cuomo more than MTA employees. But you know, he still needs the paycheck.

 

I’m kidding. I like some of it