OJ Sentencing

They said they think it's 18/8 but they have to go back and do the math.

 

What the hell is going on over there?

 

Yeah, that's what I expected.

 

And paying $2.95 an hour on AOL. ;D

 

Good. Plenty of time for an enterprising fellow inmate to get his hands on an ice pick and put it to work.

 

So I guess this ends the chances of him doing another Naked Gun movie. ;D

 

Is he being taken straight to jail or does he get to go home and report at a designated date?

If the latter, is he riding home in a White Bronco?

 

More likely on an alt.newsgroups webpage, that took you an hour how to figure out to read through it and another two hours on how to add a comment.

 

My favorite part:

OJ's lawyer stands up at the end and makes some motion about bail, saying now they've been sentenced, blah blah blah. Judge looks over at Stewart's guys and says "I'm guessing you're in on this too?" and they affirm.

She says "Both motions denied. Court dismissed" and just walks out.

Awesome.

 

he wasn't going anywhere but to a jail cell before being sent to prison.

 

Fox News is getting the old O.J. coverage gang back together: Greta and Geraldo (although they were on different channels, obviously, during the trial.)