OJ figures out another way to beat a rap...

Back from the dead is right. I had to google him to figure out who he was. I guess they keep him boxed up in the same warehouse The Weather Channel stores Jim Cantore.

 

"I know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but I didn't know I'd be staying in Vegas for 15-to-life!"

 

Moret's not terrible, but think of the cable blight unleashed by the first OJ trial -- our first looks at Greta and Nancy Grace. Roger Kossack -- and ponder what another one would turn loose on our cable television sets.
As Adam Schiff would say, "Make the deal."

 

No, he really did say that.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=3022848

 

I know that, but it's been reported in many places that he said that.

 

Oh I see, anyway I think that it is absolutely absurd that he would quote that line. Is he that oblivious to the possibility the REST OF HIS LIFE WILL BE SPENT IN JAIL.

But it would make a TERRIFIC commercial.

 

Something in me doesn't trust The Juice in Florida. Miami residents, beware: You have an angry man flying back into South Florida tonight. Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

 

If he does jail time in Vegas, won't it have stayed there?