oil heat

Any other poor saps out there heat your house with this shit?

I prepaid last year at $2.49 a gallon and, of course, the price went down throughout the winter and bottomed out at about $2.

So I said, "Fuck that prepaid shit" for this year ($2.79) and now, as of today, a gallon costs $3.16! And my 100-year-old house with two 275-gallon tanks gobbles oil. And I don't even have a friggin' fireplace. What house built in 1910 doesn't have a goddamn fireplace?

Gotta keep the kids warm, but this blows.

Anyway, just venting as I try to figure out how to pay for this shit. Without actually moving.

 

Just burn your money. The actual bills, I mean. Cut out the middle man.

 

solid advice, clever.

 

He's on a roll tonight ... must have gotten a good shipment in.

 

from what my friends tell me, it is harvest time.

 

Homegrown's alright with me
Homegrown is the way it should be
Homegrown is a good thing
Plant that bell and let it ring

The sun comes up in the morning,
Shines that light around
One day, without no warning
Things start jumping up from the ground

Well, homegrown's alright with me
Homegrown is the way it should be
Homegrown is a good thing
Plant that bell and let it ring

-Neil Young

 

is this an herb jack?

 

Too bad I can't heat the damn house with BC bud.

 

I was going to heat the house but then I got high ...

 

whatcha eatin'?

 

I was gonna clean my room until I got high
I gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
my room is still messed up and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to class before I got high
I coulda cheated and I coulda passed but I got high
I am taking it next semester and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to work but then I got high
I just got a new promotion but I got high
now I'm selling dope and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna go to court before I got high
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
they took my whole paycheck and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I wasnt gonna run from the cops but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
Now I am a paraplegic - because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna pay my car note until I got high
I was gonna gamble on the boat but then I got high
now the tow truck is pulling away and I know why
- because I got high [repeat 3X]

I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
I was gonna eat yo pussy too but then I got high
now I'm jacking off and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I messed up my entire life because I got high
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
now I'm sleeping on the sidewalk and I know why
- cause I got high [repeat 3X]

I'm gonna stop singing this song because I'm high
I'm singing this whole thing wrong because I'm high
and if I dont sell one copy I know why
- cause I'm high [repeat 3X]

 

Fireplaces make your home less fuel efficient as I understand it. I only use mine for social occasions.