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Oh yeah, this is fair

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Johnny Dangerously, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    (Found this on my doorknob when I got home tonight)

    DON'T BE A LITTERBUG!

    PLEASE DISPOSE OF YOUR CIGARETTE BUTTS IN THE PROPER CONTAINER. IT IS A FIRE HAZZARD AND UNSIGHTLY WHEN YOU THROW YOUR BUTTS INTO THE LANDSCAPING OR WALKWAY AROUND AROUND THE APARTMENTS.

    If you have received this notice and do not throw cigarette butts into the landscaping or on the grounds, including stairs, please accept our apology since we do not know exactly who is disposing of their butts in this manner. If the problem continues, apartments in this area will be charged a $25.00 clean up fee. If you have any questions please contact the office at 555-1212.
     
  2. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Move out of the projects.
     
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I wouldn't worry too much. The office is apparently just Information.


    :D
     
  4. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    Butthead.
     
  5. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    Hell, as much as I am paying in rent since Katrina, I may need to move into the projects.
     
  6. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    I thought that number sounded familiar ...
     
  7. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

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    Give a hoot. Don't pollute.
     
  8. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    You're not leaving your roaches on the ground, are you?
     
  9. Sam Mills 51

    Sam Mills 51 Active Member

    That means J_D is probably somewhere in rural North Carolina.
     
  10. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Crumple that paper up and throw it into the landscaping.
     
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    But first, poke the paper a few times with a lit cigarette for effect
     
  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

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    huh huh ... you said head.
     
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