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Oh ***T, I need some quick help

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, May 14, 2008.

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  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Our Olive Garden has DirecTV but I don't want to take this thread in the Olive Garden direction. I'm in enough trouble.

    I know folks at Tennessee. A phone call from Bruce Pearl may get me off the hook.
     
    Moderator1, May 14, 2008
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  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Come on, Moddy ... You gotta get tough on this one. You're better than the ideas you've come up with.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 14, 2008
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  3. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, yeah. I admit I'm scrambling here.
    It will come to me eventually and I'll be golden again.
    I just don't move as well in my old age.
     
    Moderator1, May 14, 2008
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  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    I bet you could get him to shave your wife's name in his back hair.

    That's a sure winner.
     
    zeke12, May 14, 2008
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  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Pearl Jam CD?

    Weekend in Pearl, Miss.?
     
    Ace, May 14, 2008
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  6. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Earl Monroe throwback?

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    zeke12, May 14, 2008
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  7. cranberry

    cranberry Well-Known Member

    Dude, the digital picture frame is a fine gift ... if you add the right pictures before you give it to her.

    I've got my anniversary (just 22) on Sunday and I already got her mad by over-spending on Mother's Day (Bose Sound Dock), but I've got a good inexpensive idea.

    Our first time out together (non-official date ) she happened to have an extra ticket to a Duran-Duran concert at the Hartford Civic Center. (I know I'll catch crap for this but it demonstrates just how much I was falling for her and, well, it was 1984 and Duran-Duran was like the new Beatles or something.) Anyway, I was never a big Duran-Duran fan but it turns out they had a live CD from this tour (Arena) that was remastered a few years ago. So I'll give her that for the anniversary, it will bring back memories for her and I'll get all sorts of sex. At least that's the plan.
     
    cranberry, May 14, 2008
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  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Agreed. And you can snap the photos with your cell phone.
     
    Ace, May 14, 2008
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  9. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Our first date was to see The Eagles but we re-lived that for our 25th.
     
    Moderator1, May 14, 2008
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  10. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    WILD BOYS! WILD BOYS!

    I got that tape for Christmas in 1984. When I was 11.
     
    BYH, May 14, 2008
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  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    If you fuck this up, the next time you get any will be when Hell Freezes Over.

    OK that was terrible. I'll roller skate off the floor and feel shame for a soda or two.
     
    BYH, May 14, 2008
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  12. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Excellent work crossing threads.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, May 14, 2008
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