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Oh ***T, I need some quick help

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, May 14, 2008.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, I'm thinking maybe not after botching this whole thing.

    I may as well laugh now.

    Maybe I'll chill a bottle of wine and utter the magic words: "How 'bout soon as this game is over ***"
     
  2. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Oh boy ... time to leave this thread before Moddy kicks someone's ass.
     
  3. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    Look at this way: it's been a good thirty years. Not many people make it that far.

    May as well start prowlin' for the replacement.
     
  4. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    Fixed.
     
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    My advice. Begin drinking heavily.

    No, seriously, how about a Blackberry Pearl phone?
     
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    That's fantastic.

    And let it be known that my earlier post was typed before Moddy made the pearl necklace comment. So I no longer have to worry about my tastelessness.
     
  7. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    My own, maybe. Might as well save The Queen the trouble.

    OTR, my "FORMER" friend, that is funny. Prick.
     
  8. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    No one (in Indiana) loves you more than I do.

    In all seriousness: Happy anniversary. Check your PMs and I'll send you the rest there.
     
  9. copperpot

    copperpot Well-Known Member

    my sister-in-law gave me a necklace where you actually got an oyster and a little tool to pry it open, then you pulled out the pearl and inserted it in the clasped heart that went on the necklace ... definitely a memorable gift.
     
  10. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Beat me to it.

    Go to a restaurant where you can see the Nats on TV and make sure you sit near there. Two birds with one stone.
     
  11. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... an autographed pic of UT coach Bruce Pearl? A Pearl Bailey CD? A Minnie Pearl hat with the price tag hanging off to one side?

    Uh, yeah, I'm no help. Sorry, Moddy. Happy anniversary, tho. Gotta respect that longevity. Here's wishing you another 30 wonderful years, too (at least).
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    You can have the pearl necklace lines. This is the funniest sentence in the entire post.
     
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