Oh, snap! *breaking news* My dog Murphy sniffs the camera! Check it out

You wanna kick my cat while you're at it?

 

Only if it's attached to HPV's minuscule testes.

 

My cat would look like Michael Vick's dog in the presence of JDV.

He can smell douche from a mile away.

 

I watched from beginning to end, riveted. I laughed, I cried, I may have even peed my pants a little bit.

 

I am joining Murphy's army. We critters must stick together.

 

The Uncle Murph poster is more of your fine craftsmanship, CI. You're still the king of photoshop.

 

I want in Murph's army!

 

But when are we gonna get the photo of CI in his desk chair?

 

Does Murphy pull the provably, demonstrably hot bitches?

 

112 hits last time i looked.

 

You know, it's the sound quality that really makes this a true masterpiece.

 

Proveably!