Oh, old one-ball Adolf...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1945960.ece

My favorite two parts:

and

I hereby claim "Hitler's Controversial Genitals" for next year's fantasy team name.

 

Adolf must have had real problems playing a course with deep rough and/or multiple water hazards.

 

I think it's been clinically proven that men with just one ball are nuts.. er.. so to speak.

www.oneballnuts.com

 

For those that were wondering....

Hitler, has only got one ball,
the other, is in the Albert Hall
Himmler, is very similar,
And poor old Goebbels, has no balls at all.

That's the version I was taught anyway.

 

I'm not sure Yahoo allows that many characters.

 

That is disqualified. It's not a haiku.

 

Since we think with that general area of our anatomy anyway, imagine what missing a key component could do?

 

You have to sing it to the tune of Colonel Bogey.

 

You know how else has only one ball? Lance Armstrong. Coincidence? I think not.

 

here comes Adolf with his pecker in his hand, he's a one-ball man and he's off to the rodeo...

 

I've missed the old Hitler's genitals controversy lo these many years.

But I have heard that Hitler's balls were good at first.

 

So, you don't want Tom Green taking over as dictator?