Oh my God he's hideous! Can you name this has been?

What a douchebag. He was going bald in 1991 and now he's got braids?

Fun fact: Welcome To The Jungle is on the Classic as I type.

 

Bullshit. Sebastian Bach is far cooler than Axl Rose at this point. He was a lead on Broadway and was hilarious for a couple years on the Gilmore Girls.

 

I read in today's paper that Sebastian Bach has released "his first solo album."
A grateful nation rejoices.

Welcome to the jungle.
We got pork and ham....

 

He remembers you, Fenian.

 

I thought it was Rip Taylor.

 

Now THERE'S a reference.
There's also someone who watched WAAAYYY too much Match Game PM in his youth.

 

That made me giggle.

And Zeke, Sebastian was also on "Celebrity Rap Superstar" this year.

 

"Whoaa! Fan's on too high!!"

 

See? He's Gold!

 

Sorry but he still reeks of douchebaggery. He got booted off Broadway b/c he was a crazy-ass diva. He used to go apeshit crazy over this website called metal-sludge.com--hey! that's where I got the Axl pic!--because they called him Sebitchian. He'd even have security move fans who were wearing Sludge t-shirts. He incited a riot in Worcester in 1991 or 1992. And let's not forget the "AIDS kills f*gs dead" t-shirt he so proudly sported in the late '80s.

He's another guy who missed the memo that he is just not relevant anymore.

Course, what's it say for me that I know all this shit off the top of my head?

 

I was just about to say, way to have WAY too much information at your fingertips, my man.

 

Yeah, but what if someone was to have a shirt that says "Cancer...kills grandmas dead?"