Oh my God he's hideous! Can you name this has been?

They're magically delicious!

 

I should've picked it up from the W.A.R. on his hat.

An even bigger douche than Bonadouche, needing to put his acronym on a friggin hat.

 

When asked what the median was for visitors to his glory hole last week, Axl demonstrated.

 

Which, from Axl's outfit, will now be a gangsta rap album.

 

Can this guy have any money left? He hasn't made a record in 15 years.

 

It's already the most expensive record ever made. Or not made.

Millions and millions pissed away.

 

I should say, he hasn't released a record in 15 years.

This boondoggle makes The Big Dig look like a flawless operation.

 

it looks like he's ali g for halloween

 

Do you know where you are? You're in McDonald's, baby!

 

He's gone from banging Stephanie Seymour to looking like my Uncle Dan dressing up like a gangsta skier at a Halloween party.

 

Good call.

With 10 guesses and another hour of staring at that photo, I don't think I would have come up with Axl.

It looks more like Keith David or David Keith. The white one in An Officer and a Gentleman.

 

This comment should be sponsored by Bounty for all the soda being spit on monitors everywhere.