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Oh man! I am rocking some Cookie Crisp right now ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    God, Fruity Pebbles is the worst cereal. I hate fruit-flavored stuff.

    Remember, I eat all my food in segments. I don't want my food touching. I CERTAINLY don't want like six different flavors of cereals all mixing together.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

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    "Follow your nose to a sugar-induced coma!"
     
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

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    "I'll wait until you sleep. ..."
     
  4. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    i get so horny-excited eating cocoa puffs that i put too many in my mouth at once and start chomping and tear the fuck out of my upper palate. every time. rest of the day it sucks to eat food cuz the top of my mouth is all cut up and raw.
     
  5. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I REALLY need some Kix.

    Kix is to sugary cereals as a come-hither image of your grandma with her mouth agape in a corset is to fucking, it will stop you dead in your tracks. Kix was/is awful beyond words.

    But fate has not been kind. In my frenzied, Heart Of Darkness-like scramble through our cereal stash, I noticed some Fruity Pebbles (pass), some fruit-flavored Cheerios, and then ... I don't remember much.
     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    No love for Cheerios with sugar from the jar dumped on top? And after you finish the cereal, you get to drink the milk/sugar syrup?
     
  7. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    Crispix is crispy times two. As for everything else, Golden Grahams for life, bitches. And Tony the Tiger's Cinnamon Crunchers beats Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
     
  8. spnited

    spnited Active Member


    Finally, someone who knows how to eat cereal!
     
  9. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    inky, we're kindred spirits. those were good days.
     
  10. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Cheerios with sugar on top is a good one. I always liked Quaker Oat Squares drizzled in maple syrup.
     
  11. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    God dammit, Inky! You are going to push me over the fucking edge!

    Fuck Cheerios for that sugary sweet Shangri-La anyway. Corn Flakes fucking rule because the sugar gets caught up in the Corn Flake escarpments and you'll get an occasional blast of sugar from the flake itself. It's like from God's sugar bowl to your mouth, not artificial like Frosted Flakes.

    And it's pure orgasm when you get that sugar blast shortly after pouring the milk when the flake hasn't become soggy. To die for.
     
  12. Trey Beamon

    Trey Beamon Active Member

    Christ, that made me laugh.

    If I had to pick one -- quite difficult considering I enjoy basically every brand sans raisins -- I'd go with Smacks.

    When I eat sugary cereal, I want it to feel like my teeth are about to rot. :D
     
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