Oh, Lord. ESPN planning a late-night show.

Here are my suggestions for the names and hosts for this new show.....

"The Boo-Yah and other tired hip hip cliches hour" featuring DJ Stuey....

"The look at me, look at me, I can be louder than you! hour" featuring Chris Berman

"The Fuck-off to all the Catholics hour" featuring Dana Jacobson

"The ugliest man on television hour" featuring John Clayton

"The biggest geek in a profession full of geeks hour" featuring John Clayton

"The White Aryian Nation loves me because I'm an angry white male hour" featuring Sean Salisbury

"THE SCREAM AND YELL AND HAVE NO CLUE WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT HOUR," featuring Screaming A. Smith

"The listen to me shamelessly name drop for an hour" featuring Dan Patrick

"The watch as I make up shit and pass it off as fact hour," featuring Mitch Albom

"The my kid sucked and got cut so I had to create a baseball team for him hour," featuring Mike Lupica

"The let's talk hockey and try, unsuccessfully because I am a white suburban soccer mom, to sound hip and cool by using phrases I don't really understand but must of heard by watching Moesha with my kids hour," featuring Linda Cohn

 

ESPN makes an announcement about a late night show.

Jay Mariotti quits the Sun-Times.

Coincidence?

 

The remote control says NO!

 

This POS show is screaming for Mike and Mike as the fill-in hosts.

One's fat, the other one's gay!

 

I hope whoever they sign gets a long contract because the show will be off the air in three months...

 

Then the show could be called "Hey Golic; Yes Greenie!"

 

They should bring Kilborn back.

 

Maybe they should just show some sports. I know it sounds heretical.

 

Too bad Mad Dog is not available.

 

I watched an episode of Mohr's show, and only one. He interviewed Suge Knight. Man, was that awkward.

 

It could start a bad precedent. Next thing you know, MTV might be showing music videos.

 

Whoa, whoa, go down that road and they'll be showing things like the 1983 NCAA title game or the 1986 World Series on ESPN Classic instead of Gladiators, poker and bull-riding.