Oh crap.

Do you mean the Delaware Memorial Bridge? I guess you can count that as a decent place, but if you are talking about the Chesapeake Canal Bridge, you have another thing coming to you.

 

My condolences.

 

The Simpsons are going to Delaware!!!

(This will be the last season)

 

Every time I go home to Jersey, Delaware charges me $3 for the 15 minutes of driving it takes to pass through on I-95. Totally not worth it I don't care if they do have no sales tax.
Fuck Delaware and its extortionist highways.

 

That's what you get for going to Jersey.

 

Well, seeing signs for the "Del. Mem. Br." (read it phonetically) always cracks me up on some juvenile level. Not enough to not be pissed off over paying to pass through 20 miles of interstate, but cracked up nonetheless.

 

Haha no I mean the Delaware Memorial Bridge. It should be on the sign: "CRACKER BARREL--AND JERSEY--UP AHEAD."

Delaware: You have to go thru us to get to cooler states. You just have to.

 

I never stopped at that Cracker Barrel. I have only ate at one in Hamburg, Pennsylvania, and it was pretty good. I will be a happy man when I see the signs for the Delaware Memorial Bridge come a few days.

 

I actually have relatives in Delaware, and I remember going to visit them as a kid. Maybe it's the time/space distortion that happens when you're younger, but it seemed like it took six hours to drive home. I think you can do a lap of Delaware in four.

 

If you are driving very fast and do the correct routes, you can do it in four. You need to watch out for the traffic in-between Route 1 and I-95. If you are not careful, a car will Boots you up the tailpipe.

 

Fuck you dilweed!

The official slogan is "Connecticut: If The Colonials Had To Do It All Over Again, New York And Massachusetts Would Be Much Bigger."

 

Only in Delaware...