Oh Britney, what have you done this time?

Mom's got a lot of guts opening her mouth in this case.... she;s a lot to do with this...

 

Hondo can't even fake a smile, much less an orgasm.

 

Explains the house account she opened with Pfizer

 

"I'm country, y'all!"
She tried to warn us years ago.

 

wasn't it just a few years ago that this, not a girl, not quite a woman, was claiming to be a virgin?

 

Good point. I'm suddenly worried about Mike getting some play ... it could completely send the boy over the edge.

 

Seems like Mom did a wonderful job raising those kids ... especially if the rumor that the younger one was knocked up by some old dude on her show proves to be accurate.

 

Don't fret, sir.

 

There does come a point, though, where you can't control every single thing your kids do. No matter which values you impart, ultimately, the kids are going to make their choices -- good or bad. I'm not saying Britney's parents are All-Stars, but they're not completely to blame for the kids' mistakes.

 

Nonsense. Give me all of your razors.

 

I only have one, and I only use it twice a week -- on a good one.

 

When you push and push and push kids, eventually they push away... in some manner or form.