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Oh Britney, what have you done this time?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by spup1122, Jan 31, 2008.

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  1. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    How have you had all this crazy sex, blowjobs during RBI baseball, German models, whatever, and then you fall into this slump? It's like your dick is J.D. Salinger.
     
    Clever username, Jan 31, 2008
    #37
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    With body by Pierre Salinger
     
    slappy4428, Jan 31, 2008
    #38
  3. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    I'm fucking pissed that my tax dollars were spent orchestrating and executing this cry for help d'jour.

    Spending 50k in taxpayers' money to gas the bitch: GOOD INVESTMENT.
     
    westcoastvol, Jan 31, 2008
    #39
  4. Trouser_Buddah

    Trouser_Buddah Active Member

    According to your own stories, I'd say you're more like Trent Dilfer...

    Winning the Super Bowl one year (banging German models), and looking for a job (spanking it to The View) the next...
     
    Trouser_Buddah, Jan 31, 2008
    #40
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I might not be pleasant-looking, but I'm better than that.

    Sex, like hitting or writing, is a streaky thing for me.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 31, 2008
    #41
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I haven't spanked to The View in at least four years.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 31, 2008
    #42
  7. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Isn't that pre-Hasselback?
     
    Clever username, Jan 31, 2008
    #43
  8. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Further proof that Mike is asexual.

    E-Hass is eminently spankable.


    (on mute)
     
    Football_Bat, Jan 31, 2008
    #44
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    This thread has gone from bad to more bad.
     
    Ace, Jan 31, 2008
    #45
  10. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Y'all do realize that unless there's a glove involved, it's pretty easy to figure out you've faked it.
     
    Flash, Jan 31, 2008
    #46
  11. Clever username

    Clever username Active Member

    Unless you're on the fourth time and there's nothing left but dust anyway.
     
    Clever username, Jan 31, 2008
    #47
  12. forever_town

    forever_town Well-Known Member

    That song was quality, Ace. Solid.
     
    forever_town, Jan 31, 2008
    #48
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