Oh boy. On which board should I post this story?

Fuckin' senior moments.

 

I love how sometimes its Duvall and sometimes DuVall for both guys.

Getting arrested at the drive-thru was good too.

and my favorite post from the comments: (from somebody named hillbillyjim, i think):

I was not there but I heard the bride and groom,s party was drunk and rowdy and first assaulted Duvall. Did anyone forget his face was reported badly swoolen when he turned his self over. Nobody has stated he was also former military policeman. If he was attacked and tried to defend himself as former military I can say it is reflex not just going crazy. I have family (extended) from both sides of the incident.

There's also a post from "reverandfalwell'' which says the participants at weddings should be required to carry weapons, which would deter this kind of thing. I think it was a joke.

 

On top of everything else, the reporter has a comprehension problem (which is a big problem for a reporter). The sister of the bride tells him the guy was trying to shoot the dog, and he responds that he didn't know the dog had been shot. I'd hate to see how many stories this guy has bungled.

 

It was supposed to be a happy day, but things turned tragic

Oy ...

 

So it was the best of times, it was the worst of times?

 

The reporter didn't ask the question ...

Who caught the bouquet?

 

And what about the garter?

 

Or a good percentage of Mississippi.

 

The lovely couple's wedding picture is on-line

 

Awesome. The dog's in there, and everything.

 

nice mullet