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Official William Shatner Roast Thread...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Mizzougrad96, Aug 20, 2006.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Betty White, George Takei, and Shatner were the funniest.
  2. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    I think we should roast dools or Moddy.
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Let's not forget the page designers... his head would implode because he couldn't handle the truth or the fact he has to sit there and take it until they're done. Since they would go on forever, it's only a matter of time.

    And Betty White was hands down funniest. Her best line was her cleanest, actually. "You know Bill, they make 1 percent milk now. You were supposed to explore the galaxy, not fill it."
  4. Lucas Wiseman

    Lucas Wiseman Well-Known Member

    Personally, I thought Lisa L. was f'ing hilarious.
  5. patchs

    patchs Active Member

    My wife, who is a huge Star Trek fan, hated it, thought it was too mean spirited. But that's what makes a roast so funny.
    I got home at the end and was laughing my ass off.
    If they sell it uncensored on DVD, I'm buying.
    Farrah didn't look too shaby either.
  6. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    Aside: How much money would you have won 20 years ago if you bet that in 2006, all four Golden Girls would still be alive?
  7. alanpagerules

    alanpagerules Member

    Best line of the night from Betty White.

    "We all knew that Bill was nuts, but only George Takei licked them."
  8. Sea Bass

    Sea Bass Well-Known Member

    Yeah, I know, but I think Andy Dick overstepped.
  9. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    I had heard quite a bit of the uncensored version and they cut almost all of Artie Lange's best stuff...

    Lisa Lampanelli is fucking hilarious.
  10. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    When are they showing the uncensored version?
  11. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Yup ... are you trying to call me a metal head?

  12. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Well-Known Member


    I met one of her band members one time and asked about that line, because that's what online lyrics sites say, but he said the line is the way I'd always heard it:

    "Shove me in the shallow water before I get too deep."

    It seems to make more sense than "choke." But then again, when did anything she wrote make sense? ::)
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