Official Lloyd Carr Death Watch Thread

I don't think Lloyd Carr personally ruined your sophomore year. I think it was a team effort.

They ain't winning the Big 10 or the Rose Bowl; from what little I saw, Michigan couldn't stop a fart in church.

 

If you're going to put a token I-AA (sorry, FCS) team on the schedule, the last team you want to schedule is a team that's in the national championship game every year. Might want to hedge your bets with Missouri State instead.

 

Mike Hart has balls to be out here at the mic. I respect that.

If Carr doesn't show ... well ...

 

Dead Man Walkin'.

 

There isn't any amount of money that I wouldn't pay to see that. If there is any sort of cosmic justice, it will happen.

 

Jake Long now at the mic, looking like he'd prefer to strangle someone as opposed to answer questions...

 

I don't think Henne and Hart--especially Hart--deserve any criticism for today's debacle. They nutted up all game long; ain't their fault Michigan's defense sucks shit.

 

I think Lloyd and the defense need to apologize to Hart. It looks like they would've lost by 10-plus without his services.

 

Still ... if Hart and Long come out, and Carr doesn't?

Puss.

 

When this game was scheduled Appalachian State was an OK I-AA program but nothing like what they've been the last 2 years.

 

Then buy it out and schedule Eastern Costal Bumfuck Tech.

 

Does this go down as the biggest upset in College Football History?