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Re: Official Cubs Suicide Watch Thread

Dear Cubs fanboyloosers:

You are the same fucking morons who complain if there are 4 or 5 posts on the basbeall thread about a Yankees or Mets games, complain about it's only important because it's New York.

Yet you take over the baseball thread with your little pissant looser team and now you have an entire thread to act like the whiny little loosers that you are while you shitty little team is in first place in the shittiest division in baseball.

FUCK THE CUBS! FUCK YOU FANBOYLOOSERS!


Yours grumpily (is that a word?)

Fan of team that has lost five in a row, pissed away most of its lead, but is still in first place, for now, and I'm not on suicide watch.

PS: FUCK WILLIE RANDOLPH, TOO!

 

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I don't think there could be anything more embarassing in professional sports than to be the team that got caught from behind by the Phillies in a pennant race. But that's just me.

 

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That would be 100% correct it is happens AQB, and it should mean the end of Willie Randolph's managerial career.

 

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Yes, there is. Being the team that keeps the Royals out of last place.

/the Sox are killing my South Side neighbors

 

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I don't take joy in the misery of others.

Unless it's the White Sox. ;D

 

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The Royals were a game away from posting a third straight winning month. Heck, if they were in the NL Central, they might be chasing the Cubs for the division lead right now.

 

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I am the ghost of first place past!

The Brewers are deader than Dillinger, but I bring a message from my colleagues at Children Of The Corn.



"They want you too, Cubs fans! They want you too!"

(And Mets fans too. Why not?)

So from the depths of pennant race hell, I say fuck the Cubs. May their failure to make the playoffs be a particularly humiliating one.

 

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I'll quote Zeke: "Desperation is a stinky cologne."

 

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Go back to your $3,000/month studio and eat a sewer rat, you New York bastard!

MODIFIED: Go back to feathering your chest hair and shining up your IROC, you New Jersey bastard!

 

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Actually, spnited's from Jersey, so you should have thrown in something about the smell, but the sentiment still stands.

 

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This might be the wrong thread, but the Indians are going to choke as well, right?

My world would seem upside down if the Indians played well through September.

 

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The strangest thing would be if the Cubs met the Indians in the Series. They'd be tied at 3-3 going to game 7, where it would then snow for 144 consecutive days forcing the commish to cancel the season.