Oddest death notice ever?

Really!?! That's what you want people to know about your deceased loved one?

 

EDIT: Man, my "at first i was like" didn't appear

 

It doesn't say anything about his beloved aunt.

 

Too bad that dad is probably no longer alive. He could help the guy with the 100-pound nutsack.

 

How about this one, ran Sept. 21:

"He was a loving father to his two daughters, who were his pride and joy, and a provider of "Grandpa Sausage" to his four granddaughters, whom he adored."

 

I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... I nip the tip! Whose first?

 

"Grandpa Sausage?"

Ewwww. That's wrong on so many levels.

 

Still like the one I saw at my previous stop: "Joe Jones was born in Germany 192something. He served in the military during World War II. He moved to the United States during the 1950s." I went up to the obit clerk and said, "Did you read this? This guy was on the other side!"

 

Was that in Illinois?

Because we hate Illinois Nazis.