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Oddest death notice ever?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Inky_Wretch, Oct 19, 2011.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member


    Really!?! That's what you want people to know about your deceased loved one?
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  2. Matt Stephens

    Matt Stephens Well-Known Member

    EDIT: Man, my "at first i was like" didn't appear
  3. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    It doesn't say anything about his beloved aunt.
  4. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Too bad that dad is probably no longer alive. He could help the guy with the 100-pound nutsack.
  5. That 1 Guy

    That 1 Guy Member

    How about this one, ran Sept. 21:

    "He was a loving father to his two daughters, who were his pride and joy, and a provider of "Grandpa Sausage" to his four granddaughters, whom he adored."
  6. Spartan Squad

    Spartan Squad Well-Known Member


    I take my machine here, I take your little thing, I put it through this hole, and then... I nip the tip! Whose first?
  7. SixToe

    SixToe Active Member

    "Grandpa Sausage?"

    Ewwww. That's wrong on so many levels.
  8. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Still like the one I saw at my previous stop: "Joe Jones was born in Germany 192something. He served in the military during World War II. He moved to the United States during the 1950s." I went up to the obit clerk and said, "Did you read this? This guy was on the other side!"
  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Was that in Illinois?

    Because we hate Illinois Nazis.
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