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Odd suggestion for solving the performance-enhancing drugs problem in sports.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Oggiedoggie, Aug 16, 2007.

  1. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    They have lots of different classes in motor sports, often determined by the amount of modification done to a vehicle.

    Why now do the same in other sports?

    Have the giant pecs/small pecks league and the not-modified league. If guys (or gals) want to dope up, let them. At their own risk. At least the playing field would be somewhat level.
  2. markvid

    markvid Guest

    You put thought into that?

  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Who's gonna want to be in the small pecker league?
  4. Oggiedoggie

    Oggiedoggie Well-Known Member

    Some folks seem to enjoy watching a funny car explode.
  5. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Can they play interleague against the shrunken testicles division?
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I guess. And players should wear tiny speedos to make sure they aren't, you know, carrying a corked bat or anything.
  7. Birdscribe

    Birdscribe Active Member

    Two words:

    Egon Kreutzer
  8. funky_mountain

    funky_mountain Active Member

    you mean like these olympics:
    the video itself is safe for work; the video links down the right-hand side could be labeled nsfw;
  9. Flash

    Flash Guest

    Might give all new meaning to the term 'dropping the ball.'
  10. indiansnetwork

    indiansnetwork Active Member

    I love this idea. At least then Barry wouldn't look so out of whack in a league full of JVD's.
  11. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Carl Pavano?
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

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