Odd suggestion for solving the performance-enhancing drugs problem in sports.

They have lots of different classes in motor sports, often determined by the amount of modification done to a vehicle.

Why now do the same in other sports?

Have the giant pecs/small pecks league and the not-modified league. If guys (or gals) want to dope up, let them. At their own risk. At least the playing field would be somewhat level.

 

You put thought into that?

 

Who's gonna want to be in the small pecker league?

 

Some folks seem to enjoy watching a funny car explode.

 

Can they play interleague against the shrunken testicles division?

 

I guess. And players should wear tiny speedos to make sure they aren't, you know, carrying a corked bat or anything.

 

Two words:

Egon Kreutzer

 

you mean like these olympics:
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/163480/all_drug_olympics/
the video itself is safe for work; the video links down the right-hand side could be labeled nsfw;

 

Might give all new meaning to the term 'dropping the ball.'

 

I love this idea. At least then Barry wouldn't look so out of whack in a league full of JVD's.

 

Carl Pavano?

 

JVD