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Occupy Game Day

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Boom_70, Oct 11, 2011.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Occupy Herbstreit!

    http://occupyherbstreit.tumblr.com/


    1. Equal pay for all SEC Quarterbacks

    2. Schools may only purchase Fair Trade Gatorade for use on sidelines

    3. Guaranteed Bowl appearances regardless of won-loss record

    4. Let the mascots unionize

    5. All sidelines must be made Segway-accessible so Ralph Friedgen can return to coaching

    6. One trillion dollars so the Big East can buy some new teams

    7. Free nachos

    8. Conferences with numbers in their name must have that many schools in them

    9. Open border migration for all Texas high school athletes

    10. Must see physical documentation of Dr. Lou’s Phd in Football philosophy

    11. Notre Dame’s TV appearances must depend on whether they are a good team

    12. Outlaw all strength of schedule reporting agencies (We allowed Boise State to make one demand)

    13. Penn State must reveal its secret for keeping Joe Paterno alive

    Follow @LostGamedayFan on Twitter. Join the movement!
     
  2. NickMordo

    NickMordo Active Member

    A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
     
  3. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    In my heart of hearts, I think someone here is responsible for Occupy Herbstreit. And I salute them.
     
  4. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    When I go to the Bama-LSU game, I will take care of this.
     
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    About all I saw was a "Fifth Danette" and "Pabst Pauly Beer" - maybe a few other references I missed.
    "Shea call back?"
     
  6. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    "You vill LUVVVVVV da Longhorne Netverk . . . or your children vill be sent to the kamps . . . "
     
  7. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    There were a few others. There's a tag on Patrick's mic that says "I love my Ducks" and one sign said "I McLovin my Ducks." A few other signs got on the air.
     
  8. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    If that giant picture of Fozzie got on the Bama/LSU show, there would be joy in the land.
     
  9. jr/shotglass

    jr/shotglass Well-Known Member

    Love it when DP tweaks the Mother Ship.

    And he's never tweaked it better.
     
  10. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    Clever. Got a good chuckle. Thanks.
     
  11. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    The thing about Patrick's tweaking is that he knows what irritates them. Weak journalism, conflicts of interest? No problem. Interfering, causing confusion with "the brand?" DefCon One.
     
  12. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Dan Patrick is about as interesting and original as hammer toe.
     
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