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Obits, with news the family wouldn't want to mention

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by Killick, Dec 10, 2008.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Couldn't walk for YEARS! :p
     
  2. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    * Jeff: How did she die?
    Larry: Killed herself.
    Jeff: No, she didn't!
    Larry: Killed herself—
    Jeff: Why?
    Larry: Why? Nobody knows, she didn't leave a note. That is so rude, isn't that?
    Jeff: That is really rude.
    * Larry: I need a letter of apology from your friend.
    Jeff: Retraction, retraction!
    Larry: Retraction? What are they going to say? "We're sorry we called her a *unt, we meant 'aunt.'"
    * Jeff: (reading obituary) "Devoted sister, beloved *unt." Oh, my God! This is unbelievable!
     
  3. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Great Curb Your Enthusiasm reference.
     
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