Obfuscating language

Hey, whatever.
Go masturbate elsewhere.

 

Meeting lasted 45 minutes. Associate dean covered on the under ... Only 36 instances of "in terms of."

Did find out that the college's mission statement has been re-written. In it "impact" is used as a verb.

 

There was a council member in a town I previously worked who would use "relative to" and "in essence" at every opportunity. I think at one point, we tried keeping a tally, but we ran out of space.

 

My boss finishes at least half of his sentences with, "You know what I'm sayin'?"

Dirk Nowitzki begins about 80 percent of his sentences with "Obviously..."

 

I hate "task" as a verb.

 

So that's where you get all those aureate words from!

 

Yes, that's whence comes my aureate lexicology ...

 

Probably my favorite Simpsons quote of all time, which is a very high bar.

 

Agreed. I say it all the time and people usually don't know that I'm quoting something, or that I'm just speaking nonsense.

 

A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.

 

I'll use this when I'm losing an argument with my wife.