Obama's game -- tremendous

You don't think that's a bit much? The guy played a pickup game. No one's saying he deserves to be Prez because he blocked a shot.

 

Kim Jong-Il respects it.

 

He's definitely a step up from this guy.

 

My buddy works out at the same gym as him in Chicago. Said he's a remarkable jump roper.

 

How's his hopscotch?

 

Did he have a a lot of assists? That's important to white voters.

 

Larry Brown wants to know if he plays the right way.

 

Hey, the guy did play high school ball.

He knew how to leak out on the break.

 

Can he skate?

This is important for the Minnesota voters.

 

One of Barack's body guys is Reggie Love, and they play pretty much every day. He's got some game.

I don't think he can skate, however.

 

Ahh Reggie Love. No matter what he does in life, he will always be like Monica Lewinsky -- known only for one ignominious moment in his life.

 

If you post up a guy who's running for president, and you don't throw an elbow for the sake of being able to say you did it, then I'm not sure I want to know you.