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Obama's biggest secret: Visits to Mars

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Jan 3, 2012.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Forget the birth certificate, why won't he talk about being a CIA agent sent to Mars via teleportation!?!

    http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2012/01/obama-mars/
     
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I find it hard to believe that the Mars-teleporting technology would be given to a California community college.

    They rely too much on adjunct professors who wouldn't be capable of properly calibrating the sensitive neurodes.
     
  3. PCLoadLetter

    PCLoadLetter Well-Known Member

    Only a matter of time before we start getting viewer email asking us when we'll have the guts to report the Obama on Mars story.
     
  4. JakeandElwood

    JakeandElwood Well-Known Member

    I wish I had gotten to write the headline for that story.
     
  5. Johnny Dangerously

    Johnny Dangerously Active Member

    It's all to protect the cartel.
     
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Politico is reporting that the story may have legs. Obama is said to have passed out loads of Mars bars for Halloween throughout the 80s.
     
  7. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    Was Sidd Finch on the trip?
     
  8. The Obama on Mars story is a fake.

    Just like the Apollo lunar landing
     
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    The story is true!

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  10. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    When will they learn, it's not the substance of the story, it's the cover-up
     
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    What happens on Mars, stays on Mars.
     
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    White House just put out a news release saying that Obama went to Mars, spent a lot of time there, but never heard any of the Martians say anything bad about Earthlings.
     
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