O.J. goes on Fox (big surprise Fox would air it)

What the hell are you doing watching The View?

Return your manhood at the door, Shockey!!!

 

Choose one of the following options:
a. O.J. randomly flies to Chicago and breaks his hand by slamming a glass in anger.
b. To channel his anger into a productive activity, O.J. decides to work on his putting after midnight at his manse.
c. O.J.'s beeper goes off after he sees the couple. The number is Cato Caelin's. He goes to the payphone and calls Cato. Cato needs bailed out of jail for public drunkenness (again), so O.J. leaves the scene.
d. A pair of glasses are dropped. O.J. picks them up and puts them in his pocket.

 

Currently #100 on Amazon--all pre-orders.

 

Actually, it's #86....some great stuff on the Amazon message board if you scroll midpage to the 'Customer Discussions.'

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0061238287/sr=53-1/qid=1163648499/ref=tr_319281/104-0245073-6052756

 

NBC came out smelling like a rose on this.

Too bad people who want to read the book don't get together, buy one copy and pass it around like a Christmas fruitcake.

 

Just FYI, last night O'Reilly called Fox's picking this show up "shameful" and "indefensible" and said he would call out anyone who sponsors it on his show, making it obvious he wants no one to sponsor it.

I say it's 50/50 (at best) this show ever airs.

 

uh, mrs. shockey told me about it.

 

From what I just heard on the radio it sounds like it's very likely it won't air...

 

Unintentional bit of parody while O'Reilly was blasting the show...

"They'll have me against it, for one."

 

Guy must spend a fortune on little steel balls.

 

That statement was in the context of his guest saying she would watch the show and believed a huge audience would as well.

 

And that makes it less hilarious, how?