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NYT discovers Iraq's WMDs ... apologies, anyone?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Nov 3, 2006.

  1. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I found a WMD in my toilet today. Whether it's directly connected to the Timatin breakfast sandwich I ate this morning (saucisse, because I was in Montreal), it's hard to know. The toilet paper trail evaporated when I flushed. Only the heavy musk of poison gas remained.
  2. Bonsoir, Jones.
    Ou est la WMD?
  3. I'm not going to deer camp with you hosers.
  4. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    Ah, M. Bastard! C'est ici, malhereusement, dans ma salle de bain.
  5. Zut alors!
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    They may break out of Sault Ste. Marie, but they'll never make it as far as Pickford, Cedarville and, of course, Engadingadine...
  7. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member


    Hey... if you want to see this next card, quit speaking fuckin' Sputnik.
  8. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    Reuters has just confirmed that Iraq tried to purchase U2's album "How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb" which experts say means one of three things: They have an atomic bomb they potentially might try to dismantle, they want to do their part to help Africa, or they think "Vertigo" totally rawks.

    We promise to stay with this story as it develops.
  9. Brilliantly played.
  10. HoopsMcCann

    HoopsMcCann Active Member

    i just want this to be on every page of this thread, 'cause, well, it's one of the best things i've ever read. carry on.
  11. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    Huggy's in Sault Ste. Marie tonight with his junior hockey team, coincidentally called "The Battalion".

    Huggy, as commander in chief, will be sending the forwards across the border for a strong forecheck.
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Jeez. Would you two commies please speak American.
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