NY Gov prostitution ring - Non douchebag version

I'm trying to imagine the kind of woman who would be married to Yawn and I have to admit ... I got nothing.

 

Give me your hanging chad, baby!

 

Probably some supermodel whom Yawn pulled a splinter out of.

 

Amazing. 76 previous posts on this thread. All but 12 of them said "This user is currently ignored."

Does this mean I have successfully ignored all the Joe-Bruno-must-have-sent-the-whore-to-his-room types?

Stop by on Jan. 20, heart bleeders. I'll drop a little McCain rhyme on y'all.

 

Hey, Tom Petty? Hey, Write-brained? I can't hear you. I've got Jeremy Roenick's fake Stanley Cup rings in my ears or something.

 

It's 3 a.m. Do you know what Democrat Eliot Spitzer is doing?

A hooker.

Democrat Eliot Spitzer. He does hookers. He's a Democrat.

(Paid for by the National Association of My God Democrats Can't Really Be This Stupid, Can They?)

 

What's black, blind and on the move?
No, not an 8-ball, although that might be another of Democrat Eliot Spitzer's vices.
It's New York's new governor.
See, they need one, because Democrat Eliot Spitzer uses high-priced whores. Vote Democrat. They like whores.

 

I can't say this is true, but I heard Eliot would smear the word "Touchable" on the hooker before leaving her in the elevator.

 

Spitzer: Claims he ordered T.J. Hooker off hotel pay-per-view, demands to investigate why hotel charges $4,300 for in-room entertainment.

 

There once was a hooker named Kristen
Who Democrat Eliot Spitzer put his dink in
He'd grind and grunt
And shoot up her c*@t
Until the Times revealed his crimes

 

Made for an odd introduction of sorts.

Eliot Spitzer, Kristen Swallows.