NY Gov prostitution ring - Non douchebag version

If they were going for accuracy, as opposed to entertainment, they'd offer a special giveaway: A night with a high-priced call girl.

So yeah, I can understand that you're so sensitive about your governor going down in flames that the South suddenly is a good target for derision. :

 

That's all right, Alley. When spnited calls you a dumb fuck, it's really a term of endearment.

 

Does Eliot get steak and a blow job today? Should be a poll somewhere.

By the way, that's Democrat Eliot Spitzer.

 

Really? I didn't know his party affiliation. Thanks so much.

 

I think that horse you're beating has long since died. Just a thought.

 

Hey, we all know Earl Long got there a couple of decades ahead.