NutriSystem

http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/67422.php

 

No, no, THIS is the money diet
http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html

 

Fellow worker recently showed up with his Nutrisystem "pizza" - a cookie looking thing with some brown sauce to put on it that made me think of a colostomy bag. If my weight loss plan came down to a choice between eating that or not eating, chalk one vote up for starvation.

 

"My wife says I'm not as disgusting as I used to be."

 

Here's an idea: Put down the fork!

 

I can't seem to follow my guaranteed guide to weight loss. It's a four-word book that I can't find a publisher for....
"Eat less, exercise more"

 

I tried Nutrisystem for a couple of months last year.

Here's what you need to know:

The dehydrated Mac and Cheese with Beef is not nearly as bad as the description would indicate.

The main flavor: salty.

The alleged chocolate is the nastiest, grittiest stuff you'll ever try.

And the eggs are really gross.