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Number of the Day: One!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Jun 22, 2006.

  1. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    The Count and Sesame Street just informed me the number of the day is One. I'm usually not up this early and wanted to be the bearer of this information.

    To celebrate, The Count introduced a dancing elephant. Then the show introduced two actual dogs with human bodies, who then built a totem pole while dressed in flannels. Then, a furry red falsetto brings on a mustachioed Mr. Noodle to dance for me.

    Why this show did not lead me to a life of drugs, I will never know. :-\
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Was it a singular sensation?
  3. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    One might be a fine number, but if you're looking for a hero, try zero.
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Photoshopped Murphy in a Sesame Street photo in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...
  5. Seabasket

    Seabasket Active Member

    No, but it is the loneliest number that you'll ever do.
  6. 21

    21 Well-Known Member

    I thought you were going to tell us you were not having twins.
  7. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    Funny you say that, because my wife and I know that twins run through each of our families. My sisters, great uncles and a set of cousins are twins. Her aunts, and I believe two of her cousins, are twins.

    We knew it was a singular CI from the first sonogram.
  8. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    And by the way, the doc's going to let us get another sonogram in three weeks (the previous one was scheduled for three months) so we can find out the sex. I know that's rude, but we want to know so badly.
  9. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    Oh please, like you have the money to start painting a nursery anyway. ;D
  10. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Three is a magic number.
  11. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    What's the letter, Cent. I need to know the damn letter of the day!

    You bastard! Give it to me now!
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