Nuke The Well

Fuck it.

http://trueslant.com/juliaioffe/2010/05/04/nuke-that-slick/

BP can't stop it, the government sure as hell can't stop it, and everyone is out of answers.

Here's your answer.

C'mon, Barack. Show your stones and cough up the football like Warren Moon. Mary Landrieu will love you long time for it.

It's time, buddy.

 

That is so many kinds of awesome I don't even know where to begin.

 

We used to have nuclear depth charges. Low-yield. Dropped in the right spot, one would be all you'd need.

 

Forget Redfish or oysters. Here's the Gulf's hottest new seafood delicacy...

 

Why a nuke? Wouldn't a standard torpedo do the trick?

 

The nuke's a better show.

 

Too inaccurate. Even with a wire-guided unit like a Mk.48, putting a torpedo at 40-50 knots down a well would be like trying to put a bb down a drinking straw from 25 feet away with a bb gun with no sights.

 

The last time I heard of a well being nuked, a bunch of people got sent from 1977 to 2004. Or maybe they died. Or maybe a smoke monster got them. Or something like that.

 

Gotta nuke somethin

 

.....or you'll fall for anything.

 

Then there was this talking dog and a guardian and the guardian can't leave the island and then....and then....and then...