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Nuke The Well

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Football_Bat, May 25, 2010.

  1. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Fuck it.


    BP can't stop it, the government sure as hell can't stop it, and everyone is out of answers.

    Here's your answer.

    C'mon, Barack. Show your stones and cough up the football like Warren Moon. Mary Landrieu will love you long time for it.

    It's time, buddy.
  2. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

    That is so many kinds of awesome I don't even know where to begin.
  3. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    That's no less absurd than some of the other suggestions I've read in newspaper stories, such as filling the hole with old golf balls.
  4. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    We used to have nuclear depth charges. Low-yield. Dropped in the right spot, one would be all you'd need.
  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Forget Redfish or oysters. Here's the Gulf's hottest new seafood delicacy...

  6. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    Why a nuke? Wouldn't a standard torpedo do the trick?
  7. OnTheRiver

    OnTheRiver Active Member

    The nuke's a better show.
  8. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    Too inaccurate. Even with a wire-guided unit like a Mk.48, putting a torpedo at 40-50 knots down a well would be like trying to put a bb down a drinking straw from 25 feet away with a bb gun with no sights.
  9. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    The last time I heard of a well being nuked, a bunch of people got sent from 1977 to 2004. Or maybe they died. Or maybe a smoke monster got them. Or something like that.
  10. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Gotta nuke somethin
  11. Double J

    Double J Active Member

    .....or you'll fall for anything.
  12. Bamadog

    Bamadog Well-Known Member

    Then there was this talking dog and a guardian and the guardian can't leave the island and then....and then....and then...
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