Nuc-u-lar....Mer-i-ca.... Bo-RAT!

One of my favorite Borat clips was when he goes to the redneck bar (I think this was in Season 1) on karaoke night and starts singing "Throw the Jew down the well..."

They filmed it in Arkansas and the bar patrons all started singing along...

 

I love the minor league ball game segment where he is sitting next to an oldtimer and saying "Fuck You!" to the ump.

Then he talks about bribing the umps with tampons.

"Let's have a wrestle..." "I all right!!!"

 

From Borat's MySpace page:

Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.

Zodiac Sign - the Potato

Religion: I follow the Hawk

Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee

Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles

Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).

I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13]] and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.

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want meet nice western girlies for chitchat and sexytime - preference lady with yellow hairs, with plough experience and little or no history of retardation in family. I would like to meet you and make romance inside you.

If you agree be my wife then you will come my country, I will give you television with remote control, a red dress, two strong shoes, I will love you and care for you, we will be as one... but if u cheat on me I will crush you!

Also I like meet nice men, as friend - no sexytime.

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My favourites movies is 'Pluto Nash'. 'Robot cop'. 'Womanman Doubtfire', 'Little Lord Fontelroy', 'Almaty Summer' starring Viktor Hotelier [he my goodfriend ladies!], and of course, Transsibirskiy Ekspress.

Also 'The Bridges of Madison County' 'Titanic'. 'Geraid Mcguire'. 'Robinhood Prince of Thieves'. I also like watch porno.

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HooeyLewis!

 

make romance inside you ....

yes!

 

Deleted scenes from new movie:

and

 

This is one of those movies that I'm just rooting for to do well...

This is also the kind of movie that if it makes $10 million, it's a huge hit...

 

I was watching CNN the other day and sure enough, there was an ad promoting tourism for Kazakhstan. For the first 20 seconds, I thought it was a joke and was waiting for Borat to walk out of the mountains and say something ridiculous.

 

That's awesome. What show was it? I might just DVR it on the rare chance I could see it.

 

Actually saw an ad for it on Fox last night...let the PC panic begin.

 

Throw the Jew down the well!
(And before you get all sanctimonious, he's actually Jewish).

 

i was actually at that game and have my picture with borat