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NSFW -- Why women have to be all up in my business?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Apr 24, 2008.

  1. My d--- is like a fine wine: "in the mouth sensation" is just as important as fragrance.

    If you're going to get a whiff of my d---, you must then taste it, swirl the contents in your mouth until you can detect the flavors, aroma and characteristics - and then spit them out.
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I now see why you've got two kids. What woman could resist W-b and his wine-like member?
     
  3. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    Ok. That was a bit more than I wanted to know.

    And by "bit," I meant "a lot."
     
  4. rascalface

    rascalface Member

    Shouldn't it be "may I ..." instead of "can I?"
     
  5. Bruce Leroy

    Bruce Leroy Active Member

    Don't matter, just don't bite it
     
  6. GBNF

    GBNF Well-Known Member

    This is so so so so funny to me:

     
  7. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    The genius behind this musical delight speaks!

    http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2007/12/interview---ris.html
     
  8. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    This girl deserves a Grammy compared to that guy.

     
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    She's pretty classy. She doesn't want to kiss a potential cheater because that's "gross." But she's got no problem with taking a whiff of his ding dong. I don't understand.
     
  10. lono

    lono Active Member

    Yeah, we know, Mike.
     
  11. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    I just realized this thread title would be a great headline to either an Onion story or, at worst, a great Onion infographic.
     
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