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NSFW -- Why women have to be all up in my business?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by The Big Ragu, Apr 24, 2008.

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  1. ArnoldBabar

    ArnoldBabar Active Member

    It took me about two minutes of waiting for the funny part to start before i realized that it wasn't intended to be funny. Now I'm not so muc amused as scared for society.
     
    ArnoldBabar, Apr 25, 2008
    #13
  2. DougDascenzo

    DougDascenzo Member

    Like corn on the cob?
     
    DougDascenzo, Apr 25, 2008
    #14
  3. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    This is actually a legit song? And do women really want to smell a rod?
     
    mike311gd, Apr 25, 2008
    #15
  4. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    not yours.
     
    BYH, Apr 25, 2008
    #16
  5. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Indeed. My favorite lyric was when they changed the pronunciation of "douche" to dush to fit their rhyme. Talented wordsmiths, the Three-Six Mafia.
     
    doubledown68, Apr 25, 2008
    #17
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, duh. I'm saying in general. If you thought your significant other was cheating, would you really want to smell his schwing-schwan?
     
    mike311gd, Apr 25, 2008
    #18
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    I like the beat as well.
     
    Chef, Apr 25, 2008
    #19
  8. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I was out running before 5 a.m. this morning. I've been in a generally pissy mood and have not had a good night's sleep in weeks, so I was dragging my ass when I first got out there.

    But I made sure this song came on three times while I was hoofing it along the pavement. Between the mild endorphin high and the song, it may have been the first time I have smiled in a few days. I'll somehow make it through the rest of a day I am absolutely dreading because these lyrics are now bouncing around my head (my big head):

    Why you comin home, 5 in the morn.
    Somethin's goin on, can I smell yo dick?
    Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cool.
    So wat u need to do is lemme smell yo dick.

    I find the woman who sings the chorus to be so melodic that it's almost like a cold splash of water in the face when the angry rapping woman getting played by the fat guy comes in full of her unique brand of anger.

    For me, it is all fun and games until she says:

    Fuck nigga, u need to stop lying
    Before I get mad and pull out my nine.

    Gentlemen, let me be the first to say, this is not a lady to be trifled with.

    It's going to be difficult, but after listening to her well-reasoned appeal, I think I am going to stay away from the stripper/ho's named Diamond from now on--if not for her, for the next woman who I potentially anger enough to pull out her nine.

    Consider me a changed man.
     
    The Big Ragu, Apr 25, 2008
    #20
  9. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    My wife asks me on an almost daily basis if she can smell my dick.
     
    Chef, Apr 25, 2008
    #21
  10. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Then you are indeed a lucky man. Not sure if I'm ready to hear any tales of nose sex, though.
     
    doubledown68, Apr 25, 2008
    #22
  11. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    If mutual trust in the relationship has degraded to the point that any testimony requires verification by dick-huffing, I'd say that's where the real problem lies, regardless if any actual transgression has occured.

    Of course, the previous sentence isn't very rap-able.
     
    writing irish, Apr 25, 2008
    #23
  12. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Dick-huffing. Too funny.

    See, this is why I waste so much damn time on this site (going on 53 days according to that evil box up at the top of the page) ... how else would I find out about things like "Smell Yo Dick"? :D
     
    Barsuk, Apr 25, 2008
    #24
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