Now this is a sales pitch

I was flipping through the channels and came across this little bit on either the Travel Channel or Food Network (their back-to-back on my system). A guy leading a tour group through the research kitchen in Hershey throws out this line (well rehearsed and used about a dozen times a day, I'm sure):

"Scientist will tell you that everything is either animal, vegetable or mineral. We know chocolate is not animal. It doesn't show up on the periodic table, so it can't be mineral. That means it must be vegetable. So come to Hershey and eat your vegetables."

 

I'll be waiting for the next 300 pounder to sue Hershey for lying to them.