Now they tell us: Wisconsin court says sex with dead bodies illegal

Was that the inspiration for the SNL sketch about the funeral home that had a "No sex" guarantee?

 

There goes Vince McMahon's next Katie Vick angle when the WWE puts on a show in Milwaukee.

 

Wasn't Wisconsin the state that once gave a blind person a hunting license?

 

You can libel the dead, but you can't have sex with them? Jeez.

 

Really, it's her own fault. She shouldn't have been decomposing like a whore. Totally asking for it.

 

Soooo, just got back from the cemetery. What's been shaking at SJ since I last logged on.

What?

 

Are you trying to imply that the 2008 Outback Bowl was a necrophilic fuck-fest?

 

So they'll have to quit playing this tune at the 7th-inning stretch at Miller and will have to go back to either God Bless America or Take Me Out To the Ballgame?

 

Is there such a thing as an unfunny necrophilia joke?

Maybe "Why did the necrophiliac cross the road? To hump the dead chicken" wait, no still funny.

I just spent 10 minutes trying to find the clip from South Park (the Korn episode) where the cops demonstrate what having sex with a dead person would sound like. Anyone out there want to try their luck where I failed?

 

This is the girl they were trying to dig up.



Not so funny now, is it?

 

Had you shown me her pic and Nick's pic, I might have thought we were looking at lesbianism here.

 

I think, that if it's inevitable, the dead person should just lie there and enjoy it.