Now they tell us: Wisconsin court says sex with dead bodies illegal

I hate myself for even knowing this, but Zeke, if you're talking about that guy from Superior, he found that deer along side the road.

It was road kill.

:-X :-X :-X :-X

 

Wow.

Just wow.

Hadn't heard that part of the story. But, in Superior, that's an above-average date.

Wonder if he took it to the Tap Room for a beer?

 

Shouldn't this little loophole have been patched up shortly after Jeffrey Dahmer was arrested?

"Honest officer, I thought the nearly dead guy was still alive when I was fuckin' him. I wouldn't fuck a dead guy; that's illegal."

 

I'm still waiting for Zagoshe to come here and say that civil liberties are being abridged.

 

While they can't consent, they also can't decline either...

 

Ew, slappy, that's just gross.

 

Speaking of Ed Gein, is it illegal to make furniture out of your victims' bodies up there yet?

 

So it would be in bad taste that the Vikings would be three-point dogs against them too?

 

I'm pretty sure no sentence has ever started with that particular dependent clause. Well done.

 

No lie, there was an IM basketball team at my alma mater called Ed Gein and the Human Furniture.

 

They played quite a bit of Pinebox-and-one on D, didn't they?

 

I remember about 10 years ago that a Tennessee undertaker was busted for having sex with corpses before the funerals. It was his, um, farewell salute.

I bet those kind of people have a good time in prison.