Now they tell us: Wisconsin court says sex with dead bodies illegal

Only in Wisconsin.

Guy sees picture of a woman who died in motorcycle accident. Asks buddies to bring shovels - and rubbers - to dig her up and screw her (they failed in that task).

Wonder what the conversation was like at the Grunke household after it happened.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/25609866/

 

This pretty much ends all those Packers postgame celebrations.

 

TTIWOP

 

This just in: Francsico Franco is still unfuckable in Wisconsin.

 

Arguably, the most hilarious graf in the story:

In Wednesday's 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent.

Because the dead can't give consent? That's why it's wrong? Really?

Two dissenters? Even that wouldn't happen in Detroit.

 

You gotta love Wisconsin.

 

Hey, some of us remember when the great state of Wisconsin found itself in a legal pickle because they couldn't find a charge to stick on the guy they arrested for humping the deer he had just shot.

I think they got him for failure to make sausage out of it, which is a class b felony there.

 

See, opposite ends of the spectrum can come together on issues lke Wisconsinites fucking dead people. I love this country.

 

Hey, you gotta fuck Ed Gein before Ed Gein fucks you.

 

I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

 

damnit! now i have to change my vacation plans.