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Now they tell us: Wisconsin court says sex with dead bodies illegal

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Small Town Guy, Jul 9, 2008.

  1. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    Only in Wisconsin.

    Guy sees picture of a woman who died in motorcycle accident. Asks buddies to bring shovels - and rubbers - to dig her up and screw her (they failed in that task).

    Wonder what the conversation was like at the Grunke household after it happened.

  2. pallister

    pallister Guest

    This pretty much ends all those Packers postgame celebrations.
  3. Dickens Cider

    Dickens Cider New Member

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  4. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

  5. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member


    This just in: Francsico Franco is still unfuckable in Wisconsin.
  6. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

    Arguably, the most hilarious graf in the story:

    In Wednesday's 5-2 decision, the high court said Wisconsin law makes sex acts with dead people illegal because they are unable to give consent.

    Because the dead can't give consent? That's why it's wrong? Really?

    Two dissenters? Even that wouldn't happen in Detroit.
  7. pallister

    pallister Guest

    You gotta love Wisconsin.
  8. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Hey, some of us remember when the great state of Wisconsin found itself in a legal pickle because they couldn't find a charge to stick on the guy they arrested for humping the deer he had just shot.

    I think they got him for failure to make sausage out of it, which is a class b felony there.
  9. pallister

    pallister Guest

    See, opposite ends of the spectrum can come together on issues lke Wisconsinites fucking dead people. I love this country.
  10. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Hey, you gotta fuck Ed Gein before Ed Gein fucks you.
  11. MU_was_not_so_hard

    MU_was_not_so_hard Active Member

    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
  12. thegrifter

    thegrifter Member

    damnit! now i have to change my vacation plans.
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