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Now THAT's an Oct. surprise

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Oct 10, 2014.

  1. Orgon Gov. learns via press conference his financee - who's twice divorced - was actually married three times.
    She accepted $5K to marry and Ethiopian immigrant ... #didIforgettomentionthat

  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    They get some fuckin' stories in Oregon, that's for sure.

    They had Packwood. They had the former governor whose abuse victim came forward about 20 years after the fact. They had the Portland mayor who had a 17-year-old boy as his toy. And let's not forget the Oregonian editor who died in the arms of a prostitute.

    I guess the "free love" ideal of hippiedom has survived.
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

  4. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    Just goes to show you -- never trust anyone who spells Sylvia with a C.
  5. joe king

    joe king Active Member

    I wonder if he broke the ice by sending her an e-mail saying he was a prince.
  6. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Solid. Maybe all the marriages were to get back at her parents for giving her a life of misspelled mail.
  7. Double Down

    Double Down Well-Known Member

    What's sad/crazy is that your list is actually missing the incident where Congressman David Wu (who was re-elected seven times) had to resign for having sex with (and possibly sexually assaulting) the 18-year-old daughter of a childhood friend and donor. Oh, and prior to that, he sent pics of himself in a Tiger costume to all his female staffers. Oh, and he's still slinking around the hallways of Congress, doing lord knows what.

  8. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Oh my God I forgot about that. How could I forget about that?

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  9. RecoveringJournalist

    RecoveringJournalist Well-Known Member

  10. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    And Kitz will still win in a walk, because no one has ever heard of his opponent, nobody really cares what his looney-tunes girlfriend did 20 years ago, and because Republicans in Oregon are and have been pretty dead in the water in any statewide election for the last 30 years.
  11. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    I hope the fiancée turns out to have a dick - a real October surprise.
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