Now THAT's an Oct. surprise

Orgon Gov. learns via press conference his financee - who's twice divorced - was actually married three times.
She accepted $5K to marry and Ethiopian immigrant ... #didIforgettomentionthat

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/10/oregon-first-lady-cops-to-green-card-marriage-convenience-in-exchange-for-5g/

 

They get some fuckin' stories in Oregon, that's for sure.

They had Packwood. They had the former governor whose abuse victim came forward about 20 years after the fact. They had the Portland mayor who had a 17-year-old boy as his toy. And let's not forget the Oregonian editor who died in the arms of a prostitute.

I guess the "free love" ideal of hippiedom has survived.

 

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Just goes to show you -- never trust anyone who spells Sylvia with a C.

 

I wonder if he broke the ice by sending her an e-mail saying he was a prince.

 

And ...
Now its disclosed she bought land on which to grow pot.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/10/14/oregon-gov-fiancee-reportedly-helped-buy-land-for-marijuana-grow-in-17/

 

What's sad/crazy is that your list is actually missing the incident where Congressman David Wu (who was re-elected seven times) had to resign for having sex with (and possibly sexually assaulting) the 18-year-old daughter of a childhood friend and donor. Oh, and prior to that, he sent pics of himself in a Tiger costume to all his female staffers. Oh, and he's still slinking around the hallways of Congress, doing lord knows what.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/katenocera/the-strange-case-of-the-congressman-who-resigned-and-never-l#3nim99n

 

Oh my God I forgot about that. How could I forget about that?

 

Some people will do anything to secure the vote in Eugene.

 

And Kitz will still win in a walk, because no one has ever heard of his opponent, nobody really cares what his looney-tunes girlfriend did 20 years ago, and because Republicans in Oregon are and have been pretty dead in the water in any statewide election for the last 30 years.

 

I hope the fiancée turns out to have a dick - a real October surprise.