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Now THAT'S a divot...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by BenPoquette, Mar 14, 2014.

  1. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Not to quibble, but I'm pretty sure a whiff on the tee counts as a stroke if the intent is to hit the ball. If the golfer checks his swing and raises the club head up before reaching the ball, it doesn't count. It's all about intent.

    But, yes, he definitely chunked her ass. And "butt stunt" is a fabulous way to describe this fiasco.
     
  2. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Bill Murray should have been the one on the tee box. "It's in the hole!!!!"
     
  3. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Mrs. Haverncamp had a sweet ass for an eighty-something. It was a peach.
     
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Maybe he chunked the shit out of it and then whiffed it.
     
  5. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Only one cheek got damaged.
     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    And, of course, there is video.

    http://www.tmz.com/2014/03/15/liz-dickinson-playboy-golf-swing-ass-cheek-lawsuit/
     
  7. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    That bruise looks bad, but they can airbrush it right off.
     
  8. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    It's only a flesh wound!
     
  9. H.L. Mencken

    H.L. Mencken Member

    I would still hit it, but definitely a 6.

    His score, I mean. Tough to avoid double bogey after a muffed shot like that.
     
  10. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    That video isn't a help to her case. She voluntarily did it. And $500,000 for a bruise that goes away in a few days is out of the question. Sure, it was a stupid stunt. One in which she willingly took part, and one that caused just a bruise to the fleshiest part of the body.
     
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    $500,000 might be too much, but she's getting paid.
     
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  12. Big Circus

    Big Circus Well-Known Member

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