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Now that is a dead lay ...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Unibomber, Oct 26, 2006.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Well-Known Member

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  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    If I lived in Superior, I'd probably resort to deer fucking too. What the hell is there to do?

    Lord knows the proportion of deer to human beings in that part of the world is probably, like, 4-to-1? The deer probably enjoy the attention as much as the perv does.
     
  3. ifilus

    ifilus Well-Known Member

    City Attorney Frog Press?
     
  4. PopeDirkBenedict

    PopeDirkBenedict Active Member

    Come on Bubs -- you're in a Duluth suburb. You got the big city right there...you can go to Duluth and....

    OK, I'd fuck a deer too if I lived in Superior.
     
  5. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    Sonofabitch, this town has sitcom written ALL OVER IT.

    City attorney Frog Press? Come on, that's gold.

    The grisly, 28-year vet on the police force who's constantly dumbfounded by the actions of our hero.

    Then the hero, this Hathaway guy. Shooting the horse, screwing the deer, promising to kill three kids, then pulling out a "big gun" and loading it. He's a ratings king.
     
  6. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    He must have been caught in the, um, head lights ....



    Anybody think this dude was inspired by the Comcast commercial "Saving Big Bucks" where the lifeguard does CPR on a deer at the beach?
     
  7. terrier

    terrier Well-Known Member

    The hell with the criminal justice system - let Thumper deal on this guy.
     
  8. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Hmm ... Br'er Rabbit ... Tar man justice?
     
  9. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Dog, that's a great idea, although I seem to remember Pickett Fences was one messed up show that tackled things close to this. Like the cow that gave birth to a human baby.
     
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