Now that is a dead lay ...

This guy is worse than the dog assaulter from earlier this week! All I want to know is if he was BUCK naked. Did he get a DEER John letter that set him off? I guess he was impressed by her RACK! Any more?? Come on, I know you can do better!

http://www.rivertowns.net/daily/nrn/c061019/#s061019a

 

What is it with you boys and animals? Can't you at least go get a blow-up doll? Eeewwwww.

 

I have decided that I AIN'TLER going to respond to this blatant pun bait. I see no reason to let sportschick push me around like pie doe. Honestly, the way some of you fawn over her ...

Does that statute apply if the deer is dead? And do necrophilia laws apply to animals?

Hell ... in Wisconsin, deer season doesn't even open until Nov. 18.

 

Can you really sexually assault an animal carcass?
And shouldn't this guy be getting some kind of mental health care?
And how did they know he had sex with the deer carcass?

 

Some of think our jobs suck.

How would you like to the the one who had to establish that he did, in fact, have sex with the carcass?

 

Did the guy wear a condom? The local DNR has hunter safety classes, but I'm not sure this subject has been broached.

Who knows, maybe the guy was just doing his part to test for Chronic Wasting Disease, even if we was after the wrong end...

And everyone knows that males can be lubricious during the rut

 

I'm just wondering.
The cops went to the guy's house, and he was covered in blood and deer fur.
Why did they go to the house? Were they following up on a report of deer carcass sexual abuse, or did they go to the house for another reason, notice the blood and fur and eventually get the confession.

 

So many questions left unanswered...

 

Come on now, we all know venison needs a little special sauce to taste better.

 

Didn't Bon Jovi sing about this ...
"Your love is like bad venison; bad venison is what I need..."

 

This venison has a familiar wang to it.

 

Dude gets a chub-on when he hears Julie Andrews.

Do, a deer, a female deer.

Only he mis-interpreted the "do" part.