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Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Moderator1, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah, I could. If I can get my old computer to boot up long enough.
    I've thrown a repeat in there now and then - sometimes not on purpose. Old age sucks. Don't worry about duplication.
     
  2. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Dreidel, Dreidel, Dreidel

    -- Kyle B., from You Know Where
     
  3. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Swiss Colony Beef Log by Cartman

    There are a lot of really funny and catchy holiday songs on that South Park Christmas Album.
     
  4. Moderator1

    Moderator1 Moderator Staff Member

    I put Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo on one and almost ended up in Divorce Court.
    The Queen is laying into me. I GIVE THIS TO THE TEACHERS AT WORK. TO MY PRINCIPAL!

    Next time I see the principal, she says, "Oh. My. God. That song about the turd was the funniest thing ever. My family loved it."

    The Queen needs to lighten up.

    I got a similar reaction from The Queen and her friends when I included Christmas When You're Dead. It includes the great line, "It's hard to sing Deck the Halls when there's maggots on your balls."
     
  5. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member


    Occasionally, the public is right.

    If it makes you laugh, and hurts no one, do it.
     
  6. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    Let Me Sleep (Christmas Time) - Pearl Jam
     
  7. CentralIllinoisan

    CentralIllinoisan Active Member

    God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen -- Barenaked Ladies with Sarah MacLachlan. Quite possibly the most beautiful Holiday song ever.
     
  8. dreunc1542

    dreunc1542 Active Member

    The Hotel Cafe Tour (a group of singer/songwriters) put out a Xmas album that's available on iTunes and is really good. The Fiona Apple, "Frosty the Snowman," that TSP mentioned is on there.
     
  9. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    What Child Is This, Vanessa Williams
     
  10. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I second this one.
     
  11. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Dead, Dead, Dead is one of the funniest songs I've ever heard.

    Cartman's "Oh, Holy Night" is up there as well.
     
  12. Mizzougrad96

    Mizzougrad96 Active Member

    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday we'll all be dead
    The minute we're born we start dying
    We die a little more every day
    Young or old
    Rich or poor
    There's nothing we can do to stop it
    So look long at that Christmas tree
    It may be the last one that you see
    Decorate your house in green and red
    'Cause someday you'll be dead

    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday you'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday we'll all be dead
    It might happen in a couple months
    Or 50 years from now
    But no matter when it happens
    It will seem too soon to you
    So be sure on Christmas Eve
    When you snuggle into bed
    That you thank God for your family
    'Cause someday they'll be dead

    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday they'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead; Someday we'll all be dead
    Ah-ah
    Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life?
    Nobody knows, thats my point
    Enjoy them while you can
    And so on Christmas morning
    Let good tidings fill your head
    What a festive season
    Someday you'll be dead

    Dead, Dead, Dead Someday we'll be dead
    Dead, Dead, Dead Everyone you know, dead
    A Very Merry Christmas to you Dead, Dead, Dead
    Merry Christmas Everybody
     
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