"Now let's forget out troubles with a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!"

The all-time classic "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" is on in this neck of the woods.

"Why hello Smithers. You're...quite...good...at...turning...me...on."

 

Jesus I forgot how many classic lines are in this one.

Homer with his nuts and gum: "I'm a white male age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me!"

And the kid with the frisbee.

 

I'm going to step in here so you don't look quite so pathetic, Beej.

 

Thanks buddy. I wasn't going to make another post. Nothing lamer than bumping your own reply-less thread.

Hopefully John shows up soon, or Good Doc ends his sabbatical.

"We're all out of special sauce! Put this mayonaisse in the sun!"

 

I'm glad Zeke showed up.

 

You're missing this right now, BYH:

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Just so you know. ...

 

"Janitor lunch eater. Not the most original bunch."

Elliott is smokin hot there.

 

Anyway, about my washtub – I just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as a "walking bird". We'd always have walking bird on Thanksgiving with all the trimmings – cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called "baseball" …

 

"And the demmycrats are in the white house!"

 

I was wearing a purple onion on my belt, as was the custom at the time.

 

The Keebler people were very upset!

 

Hey! This sandwich took a bite out of me!